Pumpkin Espresso French Toast Rounds
Well good morning sunshine! So nice to see you. There is construction in my neighborhood and my car alarm keeps chirping as the trucks roll by. Now that’s one badass alarm system. Or annoying one,...
View ArticleTriple Chocolate Mousse Cups
Isn’t this recipe so naughty? I love being naughty. Even if it means people are going to yell at me because of it. Life is better lived on the naughty side. Speaking of naughty food, I ate really good...
View ArticleBlueberry Apple Pie Trail Mix Balls
I don’t want to act like I hated these…because I didn’t. I f*cking loved them. I ended staying strict on my 21 Day Sugar Detox to eat a couple of these. I love them. Did I say I love them? Because I...
View ArticleHoney Mustard Cuban Pork Burgers
I don’t know why I call these Cuban. I’m not Cuban. Nor do I know anything about Cuban culture. Or food. But I do know that every time I’ve eaten Cuban food, I’ve loved every second of it because it’s...
View ArticleChocolate Mousse with Cinnamon Sautéed Bananas
Remember when I talked about this mousse? I told you we would have the recipe for this mousse someday. I told you!! Well that day has finally come. Hope you love it. Don’t be deceived by the picture...
View ArticleSimple Blueberry Lemon Birthday Cake
This complicated expensive camera stuff is hard. Even though I read an entire book on it, unless I physically know what I’m doing, sh*t ain’t gonna happen. So hopefully the more I play with every...
View ArticleHoney Mustard Crunchy Chicken Plantain Salad
I need to get my nails done. Like, bad. Who thought up, ‘you know, I want John Travolta to play the mom in the movie Hairspray’? So strange. And uncomfortable. So on Monday, I posted a lil’ picture on...
View ArticlePumpkin Custard Chocolate Brownie Trifle
I love layers of food. Like 7 layer dip. I need to create some kind of 7 layer dip ASAP. Sounds exhausting, but I need to do it. These trifles are delicious. How could they not be? I made them with...
View ArticleSimple Shrimp Salad
Do you have any idea how exciting it is when I find a Sex and the City episode that I’ve never seen before? Crazy exciting. Crazy, wicked exciting. More sex scenes that I’ve never seen?!? WHAT?? I...
View ArticleRaspberry Blueberry Jam
This jam is amazing. It reminds me of my favorite jar jam that I ate growing up. That stuff is addicting. But it has a bit too much sugar in it for my taste. Guess what I did? I bought a new car. Well,...
View ArticleLavender and Vanilla Bean Scones
This was my first experiment with scones. Bill and Hayley from Gather inspired me with their cranberry scones that looked to die for. So I experimented and they came out pretty good. I’m going to try a...
View ArticleChocolate Strawberry Donuts
I hate falling up the stairs. It’s embarrassing. I went to Omaha, Nebraska over the weekend. It’s humid there. I was sweating more than usual. Which is a lot. Then it was really windy. Which my hair...
View ArticleDeep Chocolate Coconut Almond Butter
I’m so addicted to World Market right now. And buying dresses online. But mostly World Market. It’s by far one of the greatest stores ever. EVER. I need to tell you something. Something that is very...
View ArticleMini Layered Ice Cream Pops
So let’s talk about these little guys. Because they were quite popular when I posted them on instagram yesterday. No, but seriously. They received the most likes and comments that I’ve ever had on any...
View Article4th of July Strawberry Creamsicles
Tomorrow is 4th of July!! I hope you have the day off of work. If not, quit now and start doing arts and crafts for a living. I’m kidding. Don’t do that. Especially the arts and crafts part. I wish I...
View ArticleCracked Brownie Batter Muffins
So these brownies are kind of like mini brownies. And kind of like muffins. So I didn’t know what to name them. All I know is that they are delicious. My boyfriend loved them and his best friend...
View ArticleStrawberry Protein Bars
So I went to Lululemon the other day and bought some new Wunder Unders. It’s pretty much the only thing I workout in because I’m not one to sport shorts. Shorts seem to be either too snug in the waist...
View ArticleAsian Chicken Salad
I’m still obsessed with mayo. Since I figured out how to make it in seriously 30 seconds, I haven’t been able to stop. And all I think about is new ways to mix it up. Hence Asian mayo. I want to create...
View ArticleCarrot Breakfast Protein Cake
Well that’s a mouth full, isn’t it? This cake is probably my most favorite cake I’ve ever made. Which is silly because it’s so so simple. Simple and delicious. That’s my favorite kinds of food. I’m...
View ArticleBlueberry Lavender Jam Ice Cream
I ate the world this weekend. THE WORLD. I even ate some gluten. Thankfully, I don’t think it was enough to make me miserable. Chunky, yes. Miserable, no. But I just wanted naughty food. I wanted some...
View ArticleGuest Post: Chocolate Covered Strawberry Cupcakes
This post is brought to you by the incredibly amazing Adriana from Living Healthy with Chocolate. Check out her blog now!! ‘Hello Everyone! First of all, I want to thank Juli for having me as a guest...
View ArticleBlueberry Carrot Cake Parfaits
I looooove these things. These little jars of joy. These parfaits that make you feel like you are the naughtiest b*tch to hit the paleo scene. Oh how I love them. And you will too. So have you ever had...
View ArticleChurro Waffles
Say whaaaaaa?? I was recently inspired by Vanessa of Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind and her amazing recipes, but specifically her paleo churros. She’s pretty much a genius. Look at all of her other...
View ArticleBerry Cream Bars
I don’t want to toot my own horn, buuuut TOOT TOOT. That sounded like that coffee commercial with the creep guy with straggly blonde hair. Instead it’s with a creep female with straggly brown hair. So...
View ArticleLemon Raspberry Pancakes
OMG. These pancakes are like, the fluffiest pancakes ever. I want to marry them, then eat them for my honeymoon. Yep. Fact. All I want to do is ride my bike everywhere. Mostly because it’s been about a...
View ArticleTeriyaki Beef Stir Fry
Let me get one thing straight. I had no intention of this meal being teriyaki flavored. I don’t even know what teriyaki sauce consists of. But I know that I love it. Teriyaki takes me way back. To the...
View ArticlePumpkin Swirl Brownies
Pumpkin Swirl Brownies Print shopping list Prep Time 10 mins Cook Time 35 mins Total Time 0:45 Serves 6-8 Ingredients 1 cup Enjoy Life Chocolate Chips 1 cup coconut butter 1/2 cup pumpkin puree 1/4...
View ArticleSpaghetti Squash Noodle Bowl with OMG Sauce
I had seriously no clue what to call this sauce. So I did what anyone would do…got really creative. Then I figured out, I’m not creative. And called it OMG sauce. I can just feel the disappointment...
View ArticleProtein Pumpkin Pie Chia Pudding
Being back to working out regularly is awesome. It makes me an even happier person. I’m pretty unhappy while traveling, mostly because people smell weird, but as soon as I get my first workout in, I’m...
View ArticleChocolate Pumpkin Sunbutter Treats
What a terrible name. I’m as disappointed as you are. But not with the recipe. I was going for more of a bark recipes, but made it thick and into a candy that’s similar to fudge. But not exactly like...
View ArticleBlueberry Chai Granola Smoothies
You know those granola sundae thingamadings that Jamba Juice has? Well, if you don’t, that’s probably a good thing. I’ve never actually tried one, but I want one. It’s granola on top of a smoothie. Do...
View ArticleThanksgiving Dessert: Apple Pie Tartlets
The other day, this douche on instagram said that he likes my food (along with other blogger’s food) but he doesn’t like how we toot our own horn about how good the food tastes. So I’m going to try the...
View ArticleGuest Post: Hot Cocoa Mason Jar Cakes
I just died. Could this recipe get any better?? No seriously. It’s insane. Rachel from South Beach Primal is straight up a genius. I’ve been able to host some amazing guest blog posts on my blog and...
View ArticleDark Chocolate Raspberry Chia Banana Bread
That’s a mouth full. A delicious one. No seriously, it’s super delicious. So I know my blog is pretty lighthearted and I usually make a joke about everything, but I need to talk about something close...
View ArticleSnack Attack: Smoky and Spicy Candied Cashews
I love cashews. I love paprika. I love sweet things. I love all of them combined. So that what I did it. These are like eating toffee covered nuts. Beauty. I really wish I didn’t have an allergy to...
View ArticleRaw Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Bars
I don’t tend to have many bad days. I’m just not that kind of person. I eat really good food, I workout regularly, I have a great boyfriend and an adorable puppy, I live in a beautiful state, and I...
View ArticleHoney Mustard Bacon Wrapped Filet Mignon + Sir Kensington’s Giveaway
If you haven’t heard me talk about Sir Kensington’s yet or seen their amazing products in stores, well, I’m sure you will soon. This brand is exploding as people are noticing how great their condiments...
View ArticleIced Mint Protein Mochas
I’m obsessed with making iced coffee drinks in the summer. Well, just this summer. I’ve never really done it before this summer. Stop saying summer. But I’m really into them now. And I’m even more into...
View ArticleCherry Chocolate Chips Cookies
Cherries again, Juli? Really? So creative. My b. You guys, I shopped yesterday for jeans and found the greatest pairs ever. You have to check out my post tomorrow because they are freaking awesome and...
View ArticleNo-Bake Chocolate Chip Cream Bars
I have no clue why I didn’t post this earlier. I mentioned a while back, like a long while back, about my career portfolio I did with The Every Girl, but I never shared much information about it! I’m...
View ArticleBrownie Eggnog Pumpkin Pie
I can’t decide. I just don’t know. Do I like regular pumpkin pie or brownie pumpkin pie more?? How the hell do I make that decision? If I’m going to be honest with myself, I think I like regular...
View ArticleMake it Paleo 2 Book Review: Honey Sesame Wings
It’s finally here!! After Bill, Hayley and Hayley’s sister Caitlin worked their ass off on this book for about a year, the second edition of Make it Paleo can finally be found in bookstores. I’m going...
View ArticleCrispy Chicken Thighs with Pineapple Honey Mustard Sauce
Ok, sooooo my eye won’t stop twitching. It’s been 4 days now. They say it’s a sign of stress, dehydration, lack of sleep, allergies and some other crap. Sure, I’m stressed, but isn’t that what being a...
View ArticleGuest Post: Green Tea Ice Cream with Pistachio Praline
Excited to have Monica from The Movement Menu on the blog today to share her amazing ice cream recipe! We haven’t exactly hit summer here in Colorado, it snowed on Sunday, but I am ready for it. Ready...
View ArticleCoconut Lime Fizz Cooler
The weather yesterday in Colorado was absolutely insane. We started our workout and it began to hail and lightning like the world was about to end. Then the hail turned to crazy crain and wind. I...
View ArticleClean Eating with a Dirty Mind Book Review: Frosted Oatmeal Breakfast Squares
This review is special. Like, EXTRA SPECIAL. Because this wonderful person, Vanessa from the blog Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind has finally come out with her first cookbook…wait for it….Clean Eating...
View ArticleNew Year’s Eve Raspberry Cheesecake Bites
How are the holidays still going on? Sure, there cool and all, but can they end already? There’s just so much pressure about buying the perfect gift, hosting the perfect party, having the most fun. And...
View ArticleLemon Poppyseed Pancakes
Yesterday was effing rough. I haven’t hated the world that much in a loooong time. I’m usually a pretty positive person. I have my time of the month where I become Satan, but other than that, I’m good....
View ArticleDirty Chai Fluffy Pancakes
Holy sh*t cakes! Our wedding is coming up sooooo quickly! I don’t even know what I need to pack at this point. I have an entire table filled with swimsuits and outfits and shoes…but I still haven’t...
View ArticleGuest Post: Chocolate Chip Cookie Ice Cream Sandwiches
Hey there PaleOMG readers! Hi, I’m Vanessa from Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind. You may know me from such recipes as Cookie Dough Fudge, Molten Chocolate Lava Cake, and “Reese’s” Cheesecake (Troy...
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